Thursday 1 October · presiding: Mabel Quill
The North Pole v. Bramble
Unauthorised use of nine metres of ribbon, and the tying of an excellent bow while unsupervised.
Mabel QuillPresiding
At 04:12 the accused was found in the wrapping hall in circumstances the wrapping hall describes as “entirely his own doing”.
The bow is not in dispute. It is, by any measure, a very good bow.
Evidence
- Nine metres of ribbon, recovered.
- One bow, photographed, admired, and entered into the record.
- A statement from the accused reading, in full: “Bramble was framed and also it was excellent.”
How are you hearing this?
Alone is a complete hearing. With the household, everybody gets one vote and the court waits for them.